Be weird!.
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Help; my wife keeps telling everyone the story of how we met in the hopes they’ll find true love the same way we did
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I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
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boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me*
boy: *hits on me*
me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..
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